It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. I'm too I'm fucking beat, man, he sighs when he's down to his boxer-briefs, and climbs onto the bed. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). They don't say good night. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. "When have you ever driven? The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. #peterparker Peter had assumed it was some little science project that was supposed to improve his web-shooter fluid or something, but Mr. Stark had sent him an address in lower Manhattan with instructions to come in his suit. Are you hammered, Stark?. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. Story time., It's not a big deal, Clint says, overly casual, and does a one-shouldered shrug. Right! I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Possibly from Clint. Uncle Bucky questions. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Feels normal, almost, which is a ridiculous thought because of their lives and Tony being, well, Tony. All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. His name is Percy Jackson. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. Seriously Tony? Clint rolls his eyes. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. It was great to see you again Nat! And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Tony laughs more, and so does Thor, and then Natasha pushes at his back and says bed, now, and Clint stumbles off. left kudos on this work! Wade explained. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Don't screw up.". Her locks dangle. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Okay. Clint can't help but laugh. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. and other people I can't remember right now. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. Cindy, Betty, and Flash put down a finger. Nope, Clint says. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. I absolutely recommend reading this one. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. Thor's a beast in the sack.. So does Thor. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Everything was going great until Y/n accidentally slaughtered her entire family with powers she didn't know she had. They all turned to Nat. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. Nobody comments on it; it's clear that Steve doesn't expect to drink a lot. Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. Ey! The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. It's creepy. Damn, I was so sure, Tony says and taps his finger against his chin. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. The fuck, Clint? Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. Clint keeps his hand high and the phone out of Tony's reach. Nice. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. Not that either of them really care; more partners just means they're both awesome at what they do. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. "Really?" and Flash was looking a bit, what was it? Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. #wakanda Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. A shit-eating grin covered his face. Ben Gross was used to being people's second choice. We should get on that, then. My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. FRIDAY said. It's a totally valid question!. or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. The Avengers were shocked. A lot. #iorndad Clint kind of wants to hug the guy. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Not even a little? comes Tony's voice, sulking. I mean, ask anyone. Steve's gone red again. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Clint's half tempted to preposition Thor in some fucked up kind of revenge, but he realizes that if he does that, 1) his life will be a Lifetime movie, 2) he'll probably lose another friend, and 3) this time, Nat will definitely kick his ass. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. I Dare you to say the Truth. 3. Field Trip to the Compound (Part Two) (Completed), Not an update but a question for my curiosity, The sun will shine on us again (Part One), Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones but Words Will Always Shatter Me. Peter smirked. Please consider turning it on! The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. , The spider bite enhanced everything- strength, metabolism, healing, sex drive.. How are you with spanking, though?. Aye! Thor booms anyway. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Maybe it won't be as bad this time, Natasha muses. Seriously? Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. "Peter!" Aunt May says and I shrug. #hulk Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. 332 guests You have my permission to 'cuddle' me whenever you so please, Captain.. Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. Work Search: It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. 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Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Ben is reminiscing on his (failed) relationship with Devi. Weak sauce, man. #pp Ow. Tony winces. "I will get the bells. I just had a shit handler once; treated me like the dirt under his shoe. I am. Then he looks contemplative. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Okay. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. And because I'm Iron Man.. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. On that thought, neither is Tony. Doesn't erase the question. What? Seriously? Yeah, Im with Vision. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. (Blame his spider-side). This story is complete. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. She hasn't bothered with a glass. Never have I ever taken it up the ass. And he grins, all teeth and glee, as the rest of the team groan in exasperation. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Thor Odinson "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, AU: Devi and Paxton never broke up, and Devi and Des are just friends. Steve asked. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. The thought is kind of baffling. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. I thought we agreed that wouldn't be a good idea., No no, Tony says and shakes his head violently, something that throws him off-balance again. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. I smell a demi, Brucie. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. No! He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Mmm. Wanda said. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. JARVIS won't be there to pick you up if you start choking on your own vomit.. What? Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. And nobody wants that shit. We didnt have much of a choice, was all Steve said. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. Yeah, sure. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. And horny. He likes tzatziki. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. He didn't want to think about it. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Then Peter took a shot. Alone. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. How will she react? So, Captain America's gay, Tony says into his VSOP. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt.
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